No Clever Title


(Source: arizonasrobbins)

The worst day of the year is the night before you have to go back after summer break/winter break/spring break/any break and believe me when I say that teachers dread it even more than students.

calzona meme: 1/8 scenes 

I don’t need a father. I don’t. Not one who won’t accept me. 


"you are what you eat" i don’t remember eating a huge disappointment

(Source: secretpapi)

describe Gillian Anderson (pt. 2)

(Source: danyhaim)


One of my favorite movies.


One of my favorite movies.


Happy(?) Easter!

I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I or the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom.

I’m the Vice President of the United States, you stupid little fuckers! These people should be begging me! That door should be half its height so that people can only approach me in my office on their goddamn, motherfucking knees!